Tag Archive for: iran

Gilligan’s Island Breaking News: The Skipper Declares War on the Professor

“Tuesday will be Hut Day, and Banana Cream Pudding Day, all wrapped up in one,” The Skipper emphasized, while giving the Professor 48 hours to comply. “A whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again!  There will be nothing like it!!! Open the F----- Bay, you crazy bastard, or you’ll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah.”

The Big Sticking Points in the US-Iran Talks

We don't know why we attacked Iran. We won't stop the bombing until Iran finally turns over Greenland. An oil pipeline must be built from Iran directly to the White House parking lot. And more!

Jobs Where It Is Acceptable To Say “A Whole Civilization Will Die Tonight” And Jobs Where It Is Not

Owner and operator of a chocolate factory Anyone who helped get Jurassic Park up and running Historian who specifically studies presidential war crimes My job Your job ...and more!

CARTOON: Opportunity Cost

War vs. Wallpaper. Today's cartoon by Peter Kuper.

When We Bombed Iran, We Totally 100% Meant to Make Oil More Expensive

When we bombed Iran, we totally 100% planned to make oil more expensive, thereby allowing more Russian oil to enter the market, so Putin can further bomb Ukraine. We encourage everyone everywhere to bomb their way to peace.

Rejected Iran Military Operation Names

Operation Temporary National Emergency Until After the Midterms. and more!

CARTOON: National Security Theater

Strategic Distraction. Today's cartoon by Peter Kuper.

CARTOON: Bombs Away

War of Words. Today's cartoon by Bob Eckstein.

Other Names Trump Considered Before Operation Midnight Hammer:

Operation Love Me Daddy, Operation Dumbo Drop Bomb, Operation Trumpenheimer, and more!

CARTOON: Trump’s War

Want fries with that war? Today's cartoon by Michael Shaw.

CARTOON: Oh Shoot

Let's triple check that one. Today's cartoon by Peter Kuper.

CARTOON: Bolton Bolts

Let's get bombed. Today's cartoon by Ivan Ehlers.