The Big Sticking Points in the US-Iran Talks
- We don’t know why we attacked Iran
- We don’t know what we want from Iran
- We thought Iran is located somewhere in Africa
- We need to speak with Hormuz directly!
- We won’t stop the bombing until Iran finally turns over Greenland
- An oil pipeline must be built from Iran directly to the White House parking lot
- Iran must concede that hard-line Islam and McDonalds / Walmart / The Cheesecake Factory are not incompatible
- The Regime must change into the same Men’s Wearhouse black oxfords and blue suits we all wear—the military uniforms are cheap frankly
- Iran must concede that only one lunatic power can have access to Nuclear Weapons
- We must have the copyright to their national anthem: ‘I Ran (So Far Away)’
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Jason Bentsman recently got kicked out of a Law of Attraction meet-up, and is still wondering what that means. Humor in The American Bystander, the Offing, HAD, Litro Magazine UK, Slackjaw, 251, RobotButt, et al. Other writing worldwide. His poetic environmental book has been called “A 21st century HOWL” (A.S., The New Yorker & Vanity Fair). More info: www.linktr.ee/Jason_Bentsman
