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Official Statement from the AI That Interviewed You

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After carefully analyzing your facial expressions, vocal inflection, blinking frequency, internet bandwidth, confidence level, probable cholesterol, and the emotional significance of the houseplant visible over your left shoulder, we are pleased to inform you that we remain unable to determine whether you are a human being.

Responses to the Question, ‘Is Your Company Hiring Assassins?’

“Not looking for assassins per se, but we need an HR person with experience running exit interviews on the edge of the roof of our building .”