https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/off-camera-lines-feat.png 330 432 AJ DiCosimo https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png AJ DiCosimo2021-08-03 21:16:262021-08-03 21:47:00Conversations That May Have Taken Place Off-Camera
The Wizard Of Oz: Cowardly Lion: I think I'm kind of into her guys. Tin Man: Oh Lion... Cowardly Lion: What should I do? Scarecrow: I think you should tell her. Tin Man: Tell her what? “Hey Dorothy. I know that you're a small town girl from Kansas and I'm a lion, but when all this is over do you want to go to the movies sometime?”
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/dern-feat.png 330 432 Gary M. Almeter https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Gary M. Almeter2019-10-03 18:22:232019-10-03 18:22:23Ask Laura Dern!
DEAR BORED HUSBAND IN AKRON, OH: You need to collect your wife’s poop and save it out in your backyard until it’s a huge pile. Then put on some elbow-length plastic gloves and dig through her poop looking for undigested lilac berries from the West Indian lilac bush. She has likely been eating west Indian lilac berries and this is likely what is causing her addiction. This technique worked for me when I found a sick triceratops in Steven Spielberg’s Jurassic Park. It should work for you too! - LAURA DERN
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/92-og.png 330 432 Emma Brewer https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Emma Brewer2019-07-12 16:28:242019-07-12 16:28:24A Brief History Of My Obsession With Jeff Goldblum
1993. My mother tells all of our relatives that I’m “very into dinosaurs now.” I ask the elementary school guidance counselor to advise me on how to become a Chaotician. She tells me that this is not a real career, which in retrospect feels like a microaggression.