https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/12/car-elf-feat.png 330 432 Jason Garramone https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Jason Garramone2021-12-17 20:56:062021-12-17 20:56:06I’m a Christmas Elf and There’s Nothing Festive About My Legs Dangling From This Car’s Trunk
In a disheartening and disgusting twist of fate, it seems people are actually amused by the site of my nearly severed legs flapping helplessly in the wind. It taunts me to hear people’s giddy reactions to my plight: “Oh my gosh, look at those adorable elf legs! Isn’t that cute, they’re sticking out from the trunk. How festive!” What’s wrong with you, can’t you see I need help?