Tag Archive for: long distance

According to Our Spreadsheet, Spontaneity is One of the Best Ways to Keep the Spark in a Relationship.

Hoping to use these findings to boost our relationship, we decided to lock in. We optimized for spontaneity by setting strict guardrails. We agreed that all spontaneity in our relationship should occur between noon to 6pm Eastern, so as to account for the difference in our time zones and work schedules. 

E.T. Receives A 39 Year Overdue Phone Bill For Interplanetary Roaming Charges

Since your account balance has been in arrears for over 39 Earth rotations around the sun, we contacted a debt collector. And by debt collector we mean an interplanetary bounty hunter. There was some Boba someone or other who seemed pretty keen on bringing you in, but then a group of Predators were willing to do it for free.