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Your Mom’s a Whore and Other Claims About Your Family No Longer Fact-Checked by Meta
Yo mama so fat she started a social media platform called XL.

Notable Harvard Alumni, Evaluated By How Much of a Dick They Were to Elle Woods
Colin Jost was a total dick and wrote shitty jokes about Bruiser Woods in The Harvard Lampoon.

Silence of the Notifications
INT. PRISON — DAY: CLARICE, a young FBI agent, approaches a cell where MARK ZUCKERBERG is being contained.

Portrait of a Young Zuckerberg
It is said that, as a child, Mark Zuckerberg got the idea for…