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I’m Jaws, Henchman to Global Megalomaniacs, and Yes, My Teeth Are an Occupational Necessity

They’re not "grills", Paula. They’re prosthetics. They are functionally vital, occupationally mandated prosthetics. I'm not a SoundCloud rapper. I’m a seven-foot-two contract killer who is running out of dental options and has a long history of chewing through reinforced security measures.

James Bond Meets QAnon

QAnon- Now, now, Mr. Bond.... this item is quite ingenious! When you place it upon your head, you're instantly able to read the mind of anyone in your surrounding area! Just imagine being able to see into the deepest, darkest corners of your enemy's psyche! And then to post about it online, where everyone can see!