https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/octopus-feat.png 330 432 Emily Flake https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Emily Flake2020-10-19 23:33:182020-10-19 23:42:38Why Don’t You Call her What She Is – Your Octopus *Whore*
Why Don’t You Call her What She Is – Your Octopus *Whore*
What has she got that I haven’t got, Craig? Besides eight mesmerizing tentacles, the ability to change color and texture, and a disinclination to speak? I’ll dye my hair any color you want, but I’m sorry, buddy – I’ve only got the two arms, and neither of them are covered in little suction cups.