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Speed Stick Skating and 11 Other Potential Winter Olympic Sports Sponsors 

Smirnoff Ice Hockey , Down Hillshire Skiing, Big Airbnbs, and more!

I Guess We Should Get Going On Building This Olympic Village 

Transportation: I would really LOVE TO NOT have to rent a car. It can get SO expensive. My VW Golf can comfortably seat five adults. What does everyone else have? Does anyone have access to a free fleet of a hundred coach buses or a church van, or at the very least, a Tiguan? 

CARTOON: Homecoming Duel

Foiled Again. Today's cartoon by Bob Eckstein.

CARTOON: Wobbly Heights

Twisted Trials. Today's cartoon by Phil Witte.

Suggested Olympic Tweaks

Shotput-This event seems like beta testing for all the cooler things that could be thrown: a spear (AKA the javelin), a giant yoyo (AKA the hammer throw), and a Frisbee (AKA the discus). In this event, it looks like the thrower is deriving his throwing power from getting a hickey from a bowling ball. Yuck! Solutions:  If we absolutely need a 4th throwing event, you can’t go wrong with axes considering people actually pay money axe throwing.  Easy sponsorship money.

HOlympics

100 mitre Dash, Good-minton, Water-into-Wine Polo, and more!

#CelebASummerSport

John Waters Polo, Volley Hunter, Gene Swimmons, and more #CelebASummerSport on this week's trending joke game!

Moderna Pentathlon and 10 Other Sports Scheduled For 2021 Tokyo Olympics

Wash Your Handball, Long Social Distance Running, Barfary, and more!

As An Olympic Curler I Resent Being Asked To Sweep Out The Garage

Honey, I feel like we’ve been over this a thousand times.   On…

Winter Brooklympic Events

Garbage pile skeleton Slush puddle Salchow Digging…

Non-Televised Rio Olympics Events

100m Police Chase Rusty Wire Fence Hurdles Smoke-Grenade…

CARTOON: Olympic Beginnings