Tag Archive for: pope

Side Effects Of The Pope Being American…

Holy water now provided by White Claw.

Which Vape Flavors Are the Cardinals Using for Smoke Signals this Conclave?

On top of voting in a new Pope, the Cardinals have another very difficult and important decision to make– what vape flavors they will be blowing up the Holy Conclave Chimney. The debate over which vape flavors to pick for the smoke signals can create a highly strained environment in the Sistine Chapel, as the cardinals can pick only TWO flavors for every Conclave. Only two?

CARTOON: Holy Smokes

High Priests. Today's cartoon by Paul Lander and Dan McConnell.

CARTOON: Papal Politics

Blue funeral suit was better then what he wanted to wear. Today's cartoon by Bob Eckstein.

LinkedIn Says You’re 87% Qualified to Be the Next Pope. Here’s How to Glow Up Your Profile.

Include a portfolio slide deck with a catchy name like “Miracles I’ve Performed & The KPIs That Made Them Happen”.

CARTOON: Divine Fashion

Holy Headwear. Today's cartoon by Kit Lively.

Catholic Church Sends Cease and Desist Letter

It has come to our attention that The Church of Todd has been using characters and stories owned by the Catholic Church during its “Friday Night Kegger Services”. We have not given Todd consent to use Jesus, Mary, crucifixion, misery, guilt, or famine.

All-Girls Catholic High School Sex-Ed Q&A With Sister Patricia

Every time a Catholic girl says “condom,” an angel loses its wings.

Trump Administration Revised Terror Watch List

Nordstrom Australia Meryl Streep Cast…