CARTOON: Grammatical Seasoning

Summer in the Hamptons, then Fall on the floor. Today's cartoon by Fergus Boylan.

CARTOON: Cash Clothes

Perfect plan. Today's cartoon by Bill Thomas.

CARTOON: Snow Plowed

Icy implants. Today's cartoon by Nathan Cooper.


Settling. Today's cartoon by Peter Kuper.

I Regret Becoming a Millionaire in My 20s

I’m not asking for your sympathy, I’m just asking for a little empathy and some friends who will pay me back when I Venmo request them for the birthday dinner they didn’t treat me to, leaving me to coordinate transportation between mainland Chile and the South Pole igloo where we dined on foie gras while Yo-Yo Ma played the cello and cried. 

CARTOON: Guilt Trip

Look but don't touch! Today's cartoon by Peter Kuper.