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Gilligan’s Island Press Conference: The Skipper Tells Castaways to Accept High Coconut Prices

“After we finish defeating the Professor, who is being very badly defeated, pretty soon I'll be declaring Castaway Bay a ​territory of mine.” The Skipper went a step further to suggest that Castaway Bay is already his territory. “Essentially, that’s what it is,” he added.  “We have the blockade. No canoes get through unless we want them to,” he said.