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Famous Poems Reworked Into Advertising Copy 

“All that is gold does not glitter” by J.R.R. Tolkien:  All that is gold does not glitter, Not all those who wander are lost; The old that is strong does not wither, Visit your local Ace Hardware for unbeatable costs.

Watch Out Taco Bell Value Menu. It’s Pay Day

But I’m not some greedy burrito tycoon. I spread the love around. If I see some choice honey eyeing my bounty I’m gonna hook her up. Because water cups are free and no one checks if you fill them with Mountain Dew Baja Blast. That’s for you baby.