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I’m Just a Bull Trying to Catch My Train, and I Can’t Believe How Fucking Terrible Our Transportation System Is

The day started off on the wrong hoof. I left the barn late, Dunkin put my sister’s milk in my coffee, and by the time I made it to the Metuchen NJ Transit station, the only seats left were those skinny little benches between cars. Those seats barely fit toddlers, let alone adults, let alone a 1,500 kilogram bull. 

We at the EPA Assure You This Liquid Is Only a Little Spilled Milk and It’s Nothing to Cry Over

We’d love to hand out some cash and stick around for the cleanup, but unfortunately, we only cover large natural disasters and not a little milk spillage. 

CARTOON: Running Late

Villains. They never listen. Today's cartoon by Jason Chatfield.

Radio News Round Up: Hello Kitty Bullet Train and Trump's Star On Hollywood Walk Of Fame

Weekly Humorist Radio News, Breaking News...Into Little Piec…