Tag Archive for: vaccines

Why RFK Jr Won’t Take Any Blame for the Measles Outbreak
Kids aren’t swimming enough in sewage that would make them tougher and less whiny.

Classic Children’s Books Updated For Modern Times
Marjorie Taylor Greene Eggs-aggerations And Ham-Fisted Lies, House At Putin Corner, Goodnight Mood Stabilizing Meds, and more!

How Fictional Nurses Would Administer the COVID-19 Vaccine
Cartoon Nurse from The Animaniacs: She insists that you remain professional and direct with your patients, especially the dog-like ones that make inappropriate comments like, “Helloooooo nurse.” After one too many incidents, she recommends against vaccinating patients that resemble dogs, or any non-human animal for that matter. Vaccine supply is short as it is, and when you stick them with the shot, their heads rapidly expand and they uncontrollably shout, “Awwooooooga!”
