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Recent Posts from the Local Ring Neighborhood App

Thursday 3:33 pm: I keep seeing people post night footage of strangers checking to see if car doors are open.  Why doesn’t anyone try the doors on my ’95 Chevrolet Cavalier?  I’ve even left the keys in it.

News Briefs: Study Reveals Exposure To Life Increases Symptoms Of Depression

Plus: Filthy Christmas Doormat Finally Being Replaced By Way Overdue Spring Doormat, Wife Applies "Birthday Only" Sex Rule To Include Superhero Movies As Well, Remaining Book Club Members Sheepishly Admit The Necronomicon A Bad Idea.

CARTOON: Showtime

Ready for my close up. Today's cartoon by Paul Lander and Dan McConnell.

CARTOON: Zoom Clean

Clean your zoom. Today's cartoon by Rich Sparks.

Introducing FYOOM, The New Video Conferencing App That Lets Participants Smell One Another

You need FYOOM. Because for an additional fee you can press a button on your own laptop and blast your own scent to the other video conference participants. Because if no one smells your Drakkar Noir, does it even have a fragrance???

Excuses For Missing Your Video Call Even Though You Know I’m Alone In Quarantine

I tried cutting my own hair and am too embarrassed to be seen for the next few weeks. How about you just text me and I’ll get back to you when I get the chance?

VIDEO: Drama at the Office

How do you tell someone you have literally no desire to see what they've been working on - but, like, in a nice way?

CARTOON VIDEO: Feeding Time