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Introducing Amazon Prime PreCognition: No-Day Shipping On Stuff You Haven't Even Ordered Yet
Here’s how it works: Our new PreOrder division is staffed by PreCog specialists who know every detail of your past, present and future. We feed their visions into our algorithm and use that predictive technology to time your deliveries with uncanny accuracy.
How To Monetize Your Kitten
Now that you brought home your new cat, it’s time to take this…