Get Ready for the Biggest International Party Where None of Your Favorite Ways to Celebrate Are Legal

Hello football lovers and partygoers from all over the world! We're so excited to welcome you to Qatar for the 2022 FIFA World Cup, the biggest party on the planet. Who’s ready to cheer their hearts out?! Woooo! But not so loud please. Public displays of fun will definitely land you in a jail cell, as will the many other ways you typically like to party.

CARTOON: Trump Sippy Cup

Didn't you notice the happy meals? All for him! Today's cartoon by Paul Lander and Dan McConnnell.

A Viewer’s Guide To World Cup Injuries

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