Tag Archive for: X-Files

Kash Patel’s X-Files

Mulder opens his phone to an app called “VirtueSig" MULDER: I think this app has something to do with it. Suddenly, without warning every student’s phone jingles with a native peace pipe sound. They all take a knee on the spot.

Origin Stories of Weirdly Specific Rules

This Burger King Ice Machine is For Soda Not For Genitals, Absolutely No Squirrels in the Indoor Hot Tub, and more!