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Jack Skellington Opens The St. Patrick’s Day Town Door
There's Guinness everywhere / What's this? / There's corned beef in the air. / What's this? / I can't believe my eyes, I must be dreaming / Wake up, Jack, this isn't fair / What's this?
Forget St. Patrick, Get Drunk for Brigid
I get it. You like to drink. Patrick is your fun guy, the divorced* dad who lets you do anything you please at weekends. And you think because I am a consecrated virgin, I’m no fun? I turned water into beer, you half-wits! You want to dye your beer and your rivers green for that preening jackass, go right ahead, but turning beer into green beer looks pretty weak compared with turning regular H2O into fun juice, you ask me.
CARTOON: Emerald Eats
Unlucky Bites. Today's cartoon by Bob Eckstein.
CARTOON: Island Bliss
Paradise Found. Today's cartoon by Zack Rhodes.
#KittyCocktails
Whisker Sour, Bloody Meowy, Meowgarita, and more #KittyCocktails on this week's trending joke game!
Transaction for slwittels@gmail.com
Mythological Creatures Bi-Annual Pop Culture Round-Table
Dave the Unicorn: Okay, are we ready to go ahead with the minutes? Is everyone here yet? Bigfoot: Well hang on for a second. Speaking of minutes, could we take a few to talk about this sparkling glitter that seems to float around you at all times? What the hell is that? When we finish our meetings, the floor looks like 2 AM when they turn the lights on at a strip club.
Caesar Ignores the Signs
CALPURNIA: Husband, please. I had a premonition—your statue drenched in blood. CAESAR: The blood of my enemies, no doubt! Thank you, that’s a nice confidence-booster.
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Some Totally Normal Thoughts I Had After Getting Pooped on by a Bird
Just a little poop on my jacket, it’ll wash right off.
These…
These…
I’m Your Middle-Grade School’s Substitute Librarian Today. Call Me Reacher.
You, don’t tilt back in that chair. I can see you haven’t been trained to execute that maneuver without injury—and right on cue, we’ve got a man down. Kid, you dropped faster than your reading scores on the last state test. But it’s just blood, so stop howling. You don’t need stitches. There’s some Superglue right here.
Rockstars’ Flirtations *
You are the sun, I am the moon. You are the words, I am the tune. Play me. –Neil Diamond
This audio version of the weekly magazine articles!
Jack Skellington Opens The St. Patrick’s Day Town Door
There's Guinness everywhere / What's this? / There's corned beef in the air. / What's this? / I can't believe my eyes, I must be dreaming / Wake up, Jack, this isn't fair / What's this?
Forget St. Patrick, Get Drunk for Brigid
I get it. You like to drink. Patrick is your fun guy, the divorced* dad who lets you do anything you please at weekends. And you think because I am a consecrated virgin, I’m no fun? I turned water into beer, you half-wits! You want to dye your beer and your rivers green for that preening jackass, go right ahead, but turning beer into green beer looks pretty weak compared with turning regular H2O into fun juice, you ask me.
CARTOON: Emerald Eats
Unlucky Bites. Today's cartoon by Bob Eckstein.
CARTOON: Island Bliss
Paradise Found. Today's cartoon by Zack Rhodes.
#KittyCocktails
Whisker Sour, Bloody Meowy, Meowgarita, and more #KittyCocktails on this week's trending joke game!
Transaction for slwittels@gmail.com
Mythological Creatures Bi-Annual Pop Culture Round-Table
Dave the Unicorn: Okay, are we ready to go ahead with the minutes? Is everyone here yet? Bigfoot: Well hang on for a second. Speaking of minutes, could we take a few to talk about this sparkling glitter that seems to float around you at all times? What the hell is that? When we finish our meetings, the floor looks like 2 AM when they turn the lights on at a strip club.
Caesar Ignores the Signs
CALPURNIA: Husband, please. I had a premonition—your statue drenched in blood. CAESAR: The blood of my enemies, no doubt! Thank you, that’s a nice confidence-booster.
Transaction for lynnhsu@gmail.com
Some Totally Normal Thoughts I Had After Getting Pooped on by a Bird
Just a little poop on my jacket, it’ll wash right off.
These…
These…
I’m Your Middle-Grade School’s Substitute Librarian Today. Call Me Reacher.
You, don’t tilt back in that chair. I can see you haven’t been trained to execute that maneuver without injury—and right on cue, we’ve got a man down. Kid, you dropped faster than your reading scores on the last state test. But it’s just blood, so stop howling. You don’t need stitches. There’s some Superglue right here.
Rockstars’ Flirtations *
You are the sun, I am the moon. You are the words, I am the tune. Play me. –Neil Diamond