Ask The Magic 8 Ball
Dear Magic 8 Ball,
Will this be the year that I’m able to finally quit smoking? I’m afraid that my boyfriend might leave me otherwise.
-Nancy
Dear Magic 8 Ball,
Okay, um… about that smoking thing? And my boyfriend?
-Nancy
Dear Magic 8 Ball,
I recently discovered that my wife has been doing amateur porn behind my back. Should I confront her about this, or just use it as an excuse to bang this waitress from Applebee’s that’s been giving me strong signals?
-Curtis
Dear Magic 8 Ball,
In your opinion, how should one approach a friend about his body odor? And this is a grown adult, who should know better! It’s very frustrating. But I really like him, and don’t want to hurt his feeling, or mess up the friendship.
-Mack
Dear Magic 8 Ball,
I collect candles, and have recently realized that my roommate has been using some of them for ambiance while taking baths! These are collectible candles, not meant for use! I feel awkward confronting her about this, though. What should I do?
-Helen
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Kit has been a regular contributor to MAD magazine for over ten years, and has also been regularly published by National Lampoon, Playboy, The American Bystander, Funny Or Die, SpongeBob Squarepants Comics, Points In Case and many others. His work has been called “sort of like ‘The Far Side’, but more offbeat and often much funnier” by people who should clearly know better. He lives with his wife and two dogs, all of whom do their best to tolerate his presence
