He’s not really one for this world, so we pretty much stay in the apartment. And he’s not totally outdated—recently he discovered Fox News and absolutely loves it.
We had a sweet relationship. You were the nicest first boyfriend a girl could ask for. You brought me coffee before class and taught me how to put air in my tires. In return, I gave you the most precious thing a girl has to offer: the eternal lotus flower of my immaculate virginity.
Pisces (February 20-March 20) Most Likely To Shave Their Pubes While Cry-Singing To Lana Del Ray In The Shower- Oh, Pisces. You are so much more than Kleenex’s best customers. You are generous and kind, and artsy to boot.
