Angus Duffin – Weekly Humorist

About Angus Duffin

Sydney based. Featured in McSweeney’s, Weekly Humorist, Slackjaw, and others.

Entries by Angus Duffin

Originals

Give the Neighborhood Kids a Good Scare With This Genuine Rotting Corpse

by Angus Duffin
October 23, 2024

Returns: Unfortunately, due to the perishable nature of the body, returns cannot be accepted.
Washing instructions: Do not wash — washing will degrade the quality of your carcass and ruin your washing machine.

Originals

FAQ for When Your Man Buys a Home Brew Kit

by Angus Duffin
August 20, 2024

Q: Why am I completely covered in thrush?

A: You took a bath in beer.

Best of 2023

What Your Therapist’s Couch Says About Them

by Angus Duffin
July 26, 2023

Armchair: A regular therapist. Chaise lounge: A regular therapist, who takes naps between clients. High chair: A therapist who specializes in child developmental therapy and clients of all ages who throw their food.