Brett Miller – Weekly Humorist

About Brett Miller

Brett Miller is a writer living in Brooklyn where he lives and writes.

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Congratulations, You’re Going Back to the Office!

August 3, 2021/in Originals/by Brett Miller and Illustrator Ophelia Duchesne-Malone

Since it’s been so long since we’ve seen each other in person, we thought it’d be fun if we all did nametags. You’ll get one to use throughout the year, so make sure you take care of it. Please write your name, blood type, and emergency contact information on it. Don’t be afraid to get creative with your design!

Home Depot’s Updated In-Store Bird Policy

March 4, 2021/in Best Of 2021, Originals/by Brett Miller

Thank you for choosing Home Depot, where doers get more done. Before you get to doing, please be advised: By entering Home Depot, customer(s) acknowledge(s) they will encounter avian(s), henceforth referred to as “bird(s)”, and accompanying bird-borne illnesses. Home Depot store locations typically serve as a nesting site for a variety of birds for […]