Before you Google whether or not that last sentence is true, please skim the below exhaustive list of red flags that the person you’ve been coupled with is actually a couple in and of themselves —i.e. a duo of secret twins masquerading as one. You never know until it’s too late!
About Brock LaBorde
Brock LaBorde is an LA-based writer/producer who’s been lucky enough to create content for MTV, Comedy Central, Cracked.com, Crackle, Octopie, and Machinima. His latest project is an animated series called SpaceWorld, starring Tommy Wiseau and Greg Sestero. GQ called him handsome once (and only once).
Entries by Brock LaBorde
All right, being off by one or two years is understandable, but once you’re off by decades or centuries, it’s time we sat down and had a serious talk, and it’s also time to change the lock and/or hiding spot for your time machine.