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About Dan Fitzpatrick

Dan Fitzpatrick is a writer and comedian based in New York City. His work has also appeared in Above Average and Splitsider, and he produces the monthly stand-up show Divine Comedy at Two Saints. Overall, most folks would say Dan is doing pretty darn well, despite the fact that he was held back in preschool.

Entries by Dan Fitzpatrick

A Timeline of the Development of the Modern Democracy

March 24, 2017/in Lists, Originals, Parody, Politics/by Dan Fitzpatrick

1294 B.C.E. – Egyptian scribes break the first-ever political sex scandal with the discovery that Pharoah Seti the First had only one wife. 4 B.C.E. – After the highly negative reception of the Old Testament, God is voted out of office and replaced with a mellower counterpart less likely to murder people for wearing […]