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10 Classic Novel Titles That Are Also Cryptic Ways to Order at a Deli
The Old Man and the Sea: (When you want whatever the elderly man next to you ordered, and it’s a tuna-salad sandwich)
Entries by Dan Gutenberg
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The 2024 University of Phoenix Valedictorian Speech, Presented By Draft Kings
My heart is full today as I look out and see hundreds of familiar usernames. I’m honored to have the opportunity to celebrate this milestone with you all. I am excited for us to leave this Zoom meeting with our heads held high, knowing that we are the next generation of thinkers and doers.
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10 Ways to Play Off Your Bloody Nose During a Work Meeting
Hold your coffee mug up to your mouth as though you’re taking a sip and leave it there until it either fills up or the meeting ends.
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15 Fascinating German Words With Imagined English Translations
Draoug (noun) – One handful of beer. Könbleiben (noun) – The realization that you no longer fit into your lederhosen due to one too many draougen. And more!