Best of 2024
10 Classic Novel Titles That Are Also Cryptic Ways to Order at a Deli
The Old Man and the Sea: (When you want whatever the elderly man next to you ordered, and it’s a tuna-salad sandwich)
Entries by Dan Gutenberg
Best of 2024
The 2024 University of Phoenix Valedictorian Speech, Presented By Draft Kings
My heart is full today as I look out and see hundreds of familiar usernames. I’m honored to have the opportunity to celebrate this milestone with you all. I am excited for us to leave this Zoom meeting with our heads held high, knowing that we are the next generation of thinkers and doers.
Best of 2024
10 Ways to Play Off Your Bloody Nose During a Work Meeting
Hold your coffee mug up to your mouth as though you’re taking a sip and leave it there until it either fills up or the meeting ends.
Best of 2024
15 Fascinating German Words With Imagined English Translations
Draoug (noun) – One handful of beer. Könbleiben (noun) – The realization that you no longer fit into your lederhosen due to one too many draougen. And more!