Entries by Emma Brewer


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Please Accept my Application to Join Your Post-Apocalypse Survival Crew

by Emma Brewer
September 19, 2019

One last thing, and I think you’ll appreciate the crux of my proposal here: yoga. I’ve been practicing yoga for nearly three years now, and while technically not a certified instructor– what? No, not certified, but does it matter? Surely your medic isn’t an actual doctor, right?

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A Brief History Of My Obsession With Jeff Goldblum

by Emma Brewer and Colin Heasley
July 12, 2019

1993. My mother tells all of our relatives that I’m “very into dinosaurs now.” I ask the elementary school guidance counselor to advise me on how to become a Chaotician. She tells me that this is not a real career, which in retrospect feels like a microaggression.