Eric Farwell – Weekly Humorist

About Eric Farwell

Eric Farwell has written for The New Yorker, McSweeney's, Points in Case, Splitsider, Vulture, The Big Jewel, Little Old Lady, Robot Butt, and The Toast (RIP).

Entries by Eric Farwell

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The College has Hired a Ragtag Group of Academic Con Artists to Ensure we Pass Middle States

by Eric Farwell
March 31, 2020

We’ve skated by on our good looks and luck for too long, and now that we have a problem with our water fountains only dispensing Dr. Pepper, we can’t afford to take a risk. This is why the college has decided to hire a ragtag group of academic thieves to help us pass Middle States.

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Why is Everything in Our Fight Scene so Easily Breakable?

by Eric Farwell
August 13, 2019

I wanted to ask how everyone keeps finding knives to throw? I did the inventory a few days ago, and we definitely didn’t have this many knives. We had some knives, don’t get me wrong, but we’ve been throwing, like, a lot of knives.