The Coat Man: When I made it up the glass stairs and saw The Coat Man glaring at my attire, I thought that I had accidentally peed myself. I soon realized that his look of disgust aimed at my lower half was because I had dared to wear jeans to this outing.
About Erin McLaughlin
Erin McLaughlin is a New York City based author, humor writer, editor, and stand-up comedian. She is the Co-Founder of the satirical crowdfunding website, JumpKick. She has been published in The Hard Times, Points In Case, and various literary anthologies. Her first novel, The Lobster Heist is available now.