Entries by Evan Waite


Ways to Stop Your Therapist from Blackmailing You – Excerpt from ‘LIFE WANTS YOU DEAD’

Go to a deaf shrink, and grow bangs over your mouth. Hair is a shield that comes out of your head for free! If you can’t find a hearing-impaired therapist in your network, pick one with good ears and fire Civil War cannons next to their head for six years. For added security, headbang dandruff into their eyes.