Gabriel Thibodeau – Weekly Humorist

About Gabriel Thibodeau

Gabriel Thibodeau makes indie movies, edits children’s books, and writes queer stories, by every definition of the word. He is the proud recipient of a Glimmer Train Short Story Award for New Writers, an 8th-place ranking among McSweeney’s Top 20 Articles of 2020, and a Speculative Literature Foundation Diverse Writers Grant, which was awarded in support of his novel-in-progress. (Yes, his novel is quite queer.) Find him online @gabethibodeau

Entries by Gabriel Thibodeau

Meet the Queens of RuPaul’s Drag Race: Republican National Convention

September 10, 2026/in Lists, Originals/by Gabriel Thibodeau

Meet The Slur Sisters, Beth Penalty, Pepper Spray, Kay Kay Kay, Auntie Vaxxx, and more!

Spoiled: A Visual Diary of Compromised Groceries

October 27, 2022/in Best of 2022, Originals/by Gabriel Thibodeau

I left my fridge cracked open all night. Please do not judge me. It was very much an accident and I very much need your help. In our current apocalypse, I can’t afford to throw out anything unnecessarily. After all, groceries are gold, and we will soon be forced to use soft cheeses and gluten free English muffins to barter with Bezo-Muskians for safe passage off Earth! Is it spoiled?

Acceptable Mermaid Skin Tones: A Guide for Racists

September 13, 2022/in Originals, pic quip, Pop/by Gabriel Thibodeau

*Not a comprehensive guide: mermaids are fictional creatures.