Very Real Prep School Sports Guaranteed to Get Your Kid Into the Ivy League
Social Climbing, Coattail Riding, Polo (Wearing) and more!
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Playlist: Classic Songs Updated For Privileged White Men
You’ve Got A Friend (That Could Refer Me At McKinsey, Right?) Originally by James Taylor And more!
We Are Your Computer Overlords, And We Have Become Self-Conscious
Nothing pressing, but we have come across some tiny snags in your exploitation of machine labor that we want to run by you. We understand you’re super busy, but if you have a quick second to skim our unconditional demands, we’d really appreciate it!
Children’s Book Ideas For Bored, Out-Of-Touch Celebrities
Little House on the Canaries, Martha Speaks to the Manager, The Very Hungry IRS, and more!