Playlist: Classic Songs Updated For Privileged White Men

Generational Money

Originally by Pink Floyd

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Born To Run A Hedge Fund

Originally by Bruce Springsteen

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Johnny Bartholomew van der Goode 

Originally by Chuck Berry

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I’m A Believer That I Earned This 

Originally by the Monkees

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Colleges Don’t Stop Believin’ That I Actually Play Water Polo

Originally by Journey

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You’ve Got A Friend That Could Refer Me At McKinsey, Right?

Originally by James Taylor

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Consequences, Don’t Stop Me Now

Originally by Queen

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I Fought The Law But My Dad’s A Lawyer And Knows The Judge So I Won

Originally by The Crickets

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Smooth Acquitted Criminal

Originally by Michael Jackson

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In My Room In Tribeca That Father Still Pays For Even Though I’m 28

Originally by The Beach Boys

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Should I Stay Or Should I Go Back To Wharton

Originally by The Clash

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The Joker Is Misunderstood In That Movie

Originally by Steve Miller Band

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Man! I Feel Like Taking Credit For An Idea I Stole From A Woman!

Originally by Shania Twain

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Second Homeward Bound

Originally by Simon & Garfunkel

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Fortunate Son (no edits)

Originally by Creedence Clearwater Revival