Best of 2020
A Note on the “No Passionate Open Mouthed Kissing” Rule for the 2020 Baseball Season
P.S. Goes without saying, but we’ve also cancelled the Seventh Inning French.
Entries by Jacob Kaplan
Best of 2020
I Wish to Apologize for our Class’ “Zoombomber” and his Pedestrian Contributions to our Discussion of To the Lighthouse
This is my fault. I should have ended class the moment AssOlympics began monologuing about how Mrs. Ramsay a “Christ-like” protagonist.
Originals
What Your Preferred Spelling of the Jewish Festival of Lights Says About You as a Person
Chanukah: Only child. You own the complete works of Philip Roth and Michael Chabon. While the other kids were watching Disney Channel, you and your parents were listening to jazz. The proudest moment of your life was when you were retweeted by Bari Weiss.