Cartoons
CARTOON: Good Old Days
New Before Times. Today’s cartoon by Jus Kaplan and Jane Demarest.
Entries by Jus Kaplan
Cartoons
CARTOON: Fall of Democracy?
No Rake Electors! Today’s cartoon by Jus Kaplan and Jane Demarest.
Originals
Very Real Prep School Sports Guaranteed to Get Your Kid Into the Ivy League
Social Climbing, Coattail Riding, Polo (Wearing) and more!
Cartoons
CARTOON: Roaring Misunderstandings
Bear-y Awkward. Today’s cartoon by Jus Kaplan and Jane Demarest.
Originals
I’m The Last Green Leaf On This Tree And I Will Not Give In To Fall Peer Pressure
I’m the last of my kind. A botanical bohemian. All the other schlubs on this shrub sacrificed their scruples. But I would never do such a thing. Each day that I choose to wake up this way is a testament to my chlorophyllic character. My integrity is evergreen.
Best of 2023
Playlist: Classic Songs Updated For Privileged White Men
You’ve Got A Friend (That Could Refer Me At McKinsey, Right?) Originally by James Taylor And more!
Originals
Euphemisms for ‘Influencer’ That Reality Shows Use to Make It Seem Like Contestants All Have Different Jobs
Content Creator, Freelance Content Strategy Specialist, CEO of Micro-Ad Sales, and more!
Best of 2023
Life Recipes for Late Twentysomethings
Day-Long Hangover: Wake up cold, confused, and filled with regret. Leave ample time to rise. Add water consistently–too much at once will oversaturate. Infuse Excedrin in between painful realizations you can no longer drink without consequence. Whisk two McGriddles into your mouth while prone on your couch. Remember you have to work tomorrow.