Justin Warner writes plays, musicals, short funny things, and other stuff. His work has been published in McSweeney’s, The Funny Times, The Big Jewel, and the HarperCollins anthology May Contain Nuts. He is a Clinical Associate Professor of Expository Writing at NYU, and lives in Jackson Heights, Queens, recently named New York’s Best Neighborhood in this Twitter poll, so that’s final. www.justinwarner.net