Greetings fellow Tigers, It’s been one whole year since we’ve graduated and now is the perfect time to have a reunion. We can’t wait to see what everyone has been up to since we parted ways and how you’ve started your journey toward adulthood! You may not look like you do in your senior year portrait anymore, but don’t let the freshman 15 stop you from indulging in our bountiful buffet (please bring a food and drink item).
This note is not here for his safety; it’s for my sanity. Sure I could come get him, but sometimes it’s nice to have some solo Diane time. Tell him that he should stay out for as long as he wants.
Sam Malone (bartender/owner): Elizabeth Warren, Robin Colcord (industrialist/Grey Poupon enthusiast): Tom Steyer, Lilith Sternin (psychiatrist/professional dom): Amy Klobuchar, and more!
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NON-DISCLOSURE AGREEMENT This Non-disclosure Agreement by and between Stormy Daniels, of Camp Cuddly Pines Powertool Massacre and the F.A.M.E. Awards Favorite Breasts, and Donald J. Trump, of The Apprentice and Playboy Video Centerfold: Playmate 2000. Mr. Trump has requested that Ms. Daniels will protect the confidential material and information that was shared between them at […]