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Some Other Pieces of Americana, Revised By The Trump Administration
God Bless America: Written by Irving Berlin, Revised by President Trump “God, bless America, / Land that I love. / Although Baltimore is a real rat-infested hell.”
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How to Carve a Pumpkin, as Explained by Ronnie the Pumpkin
Everything you love will be ripped away from you. Always pick a shiny pumpkin!