This country desperately needs Trumpism without Trump. And I am not Trump. No, I’m- shitting my pants again! Oh no! Hnnnn! Hnnnnnnnnnnnn! Ew, my pants are full of shit! Why is this happening? I’m just trying to say and do everything Donald Trump would while looking and sounding more Presidential! Hhhnn! Oh God I’m shitting more- Hhhhhhhnnnnnnn! The shit’s coming out of the bottom of my pants now!
About Mike Jungman
Mike Jungman is a writer, comedian, and lawyer. His writing has appeared on McSweeney’s, Funny or Die, Reductress, and other sites around the web, many of which are now defunct. He has written sketch comedy shows performed at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre and the People’s Improv Theater in New York City. He lives in New Jersey with his wife, kids, and terrible French Bulldog, Gnocchi