This country desperately needs Trumpism without Trump. And I am not Trump. No, I’m- shitting my pants again! Oh no! Hnnnn! Hnnnnnnnnnnnn! Ew, my pants are full of shit! Why is this happening? I’m just trying to say and do everything Donald Trump would while looking and sounding more Presidential! Hhhnn! Oh God I’m shitting more- Hhhhhhhnnnnnnn! The shit’s coming out of the bottom of my pants now!