CDC Adds Several Questionable Viruses to the Watchlist
Santavirus: Spread by red‑nosed reindeer; early signs include jingling, caroling, and unsolicited chimney inspections.

Mike Reiss has been writing/producing for 'The Simpsons' for three decades and is a 4X Emmy winner. In his spare time, he's visited 134 countries, including Iran, Iraq, North Korea, and the North Pole. Hear all about it on his very funny and reasonably true travel comedy podcast 'What Am I Doing Here? with Mike Reiss'.
Santavirus: Spread by red‑nosed reindeer; early signs include jingling, caroling, and unsolicited chimney inspections.
(This is Jabba the Hutt’s middle class, suburban life. We see Jabba as a bedraggled commuter, with loosened tie, squashed fedora and a newspaper under his arm.) “What a day I had. You know that servant girl in the gold bikini? She tried to strangle me! Then three guys and this big dog blew up my floating palace.” “Poor baby,” said his wife, Jenna the Hutt. She gave him a big wet sloppy goopy stringy kiss on the forehead.
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