If Everyone Did Their Jobs Like the IRS
Students: Are you going to grade this test? Teacher: Heavens no! But I might in like twelve years. If I find out then that you got any answers wrong, you’re going to jail.
Nick Morgan is a writer, lawyer, and dad living in Seattle. His work appears in McSweeney’s, Points in Case, Weekly Humorist, and elsewhere.
Students: Are you going to grade this test? Teacher: Heavens no! But I might in like twelve years. If I find out then that you got any answers wrong, you’re going to jail.