Entries by Nicole Hebdon


Best Of 2021

Human Resource Emails Sent to James Bond

by Nicole Hebdon
February 2, 2021

Hi everyone. I didn’t want to single anyone out, but it has come to my attention that some agents have been intimate with clients, and targets, and targets’ widows. This is just a reminder that someone cannot consent if they are afraid for their life. I have attached the code of conduct.

Originals

How to Simulate Your Ten Year Reunion at Home

by Nicole Hebdon
July 24, 2020

“Of course I remember you! I was homecoming queen after all, and a queen always remembers her subjects. I’m just kidding. Not about homecoming queen. I was homecoming queen, and also cheerleading captain, and student vice president, remember? Remember that great halftime show our senior year?”