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Top Five Signs That Your Pet Goldfish Is a Stockbroker from the 80’s

It’s your worst nightmare, you come home late one night to find your beloved aquatic friend lying face down in a cartoonishly large pile of cocaine. You turn him over and give him mouth to gill in an attempt to revive him, but it’s too late. This happens to goldfish owners all the time, and […]