Sarah Totton – Weekly Humorist

About Sarah Totton

Sarah Totton is a one-time honoree of the 2019 Wergle Flomp Humor Poetry Contest and a two-time dishonoree of the Bulwer Lytton Fiction Contest (2008 & 2019). Her humor pieces have appeared at McSweeney's Internet Tendency, Points in Case, and Slackjaw, among others.

Entries by Sarah Totton

Rejected Candy Slogans

July 17, 2020/in Lists/by Sarah Totton

Whatchamacallit: A shenanigan wrapped in a kerfuffle. Snickers: Do you love the smell of nougat in the morning? Aero: Chocolate-covered nothing. And more!