Entries by Shawn Garrett


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How To: World Domination for Bears

Are you a bear and can read? Do you lust for more than just salmon? Then this article is for you! First off, humans already fear you. Instilling fear in us will be the least of your concerns. However, before you even begin the process of world domination, you will need to get a message […]

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How To: World Domination for Pirates

Congratulations on your interest in world domination! You are reading a thoroughly exhaustive manual on the art of total global control. This particular guide is for the unruly and unlawful pirates of the world. Before you read any further, it’s best to determine what kind of pirate you are. Do you identify with the Tom […]