Entries by Stacey Zapalac


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The Best Goddamned Surprise 30th Birthday Party Ever

by Stacey Zapalac
October 17, 2019

Katie, I swear, you must be the village idiot.  I know you would never park your car right in front of a SURPRISE party, now would you? Did you not think Karen wouldn’t recognize your SEXYGRL license plate and wonder what you are doing here?

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A Day-In-The-Life of Alex Jones’ College Intern

by Stacey Zapalac
September 7, 2018

6:45 AM: I hardly slept a wink all night. I start my internship today. I’m so pumped! Sure it’s unpaid, but mom says the skills I will learn will be priceless. I can’t believe I got an internship with Infowars. Amaze-balls! I am not super sure what I’ll be doing, but anything’s better than having […]