Susan Sassi – Weekly Humorist

About Susan Sassi

Susan Sassi is a stand-up Comedian, contest placing Comedy Writer, and professional Cathy impersonator. She has performed at various comedy clubs around Los Angeles, including Flappers, UCB LA, Second City, and iO West. Susan lives in Los Angeles and broke the world record for making up the most songs about her cats

Entries by Susan Sassi

Originals

The Republican Twilight Zone

by Susan Sassi and Cassie Soliday
January 15, 2021

There is another dimension beyond all logic known to man. It is a dimension of arrogance as vast as space and as bottomless as voter fraud allegations. It is the middle ground between Mike Pence and Kelly Anne Conway, between science fiction and Trump Tweets. It lies between the pit of man’s fears and the summit of man’s maskless indoor gatherings. It is an area which we call… The Republican Zone.

Best of 2020

How the Mitch Stole Stimulus

by Susan Sassi and Cassie Soliday
December 4, 2020

Every Blue down in Blue-Ville loved stimulus a lot. But the Mitch who lived in the Senate of Blue Ville did not. The Mitch hated stimulus! The whole Covid season! Maybe because he believes socialism is treason.