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If Everyone Did Their Jobs Like the IRS
Students: Are you going to grade this test? Teacher: Heavens no! But I might in like twelve years. If I find out then that you got any answers wrong, you’re going to jail.
Talia Argondezzi lives in Phoenixville, Pennsylvania; directs a college writing center; and has been known to use the Oxford semicolon when necessary. You can see her writing in The Belladonna, McSweeney's, Points in Case, Slackjaw, Frazzled Humor, and The Daily Drunk.
Students: Are you going to grade this test? Teacher: Heavens no! But I might in like twelve years. If I find out then that you got any answers wrong, you’re going to jail.